I stole this from Pete Caputa and adjusted it to suit my cause.
I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you're looking for an easy answer, I can tell you that I don't have one,
But what I do have is a very unique set of skills.
A set of skills that I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a saviour for people like you.
But if you don't.. I won't look for you. I won't find you. I can't help you.