I stole this from Pete Caputa and adjusted it to suit my cause.

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you're looking for an easy answer, I can tell you that I don't have one,

But what I do have is a very unique set of skills.

A set of skills that I have acquired over a very long career.

Skills that make me a saviour for people like you.

If you contact me now and ask the right questions, we will make progress faster.

But if you don't.. I won't look for you. I won't find you. I can't help you.