This was orignally sent to me as a Republican/Democrat joke comparison, but does it resonate when I change a few words?

If a Republican doesn't like guns, she doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, she wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, she doesn't eat meat

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, she wants all meat products banned for everyone

I don't want to make this about politics, but when I got to this comparison and changed a few words....

If a Sales Rock Star is down-and-out, she thinks about how to better her situation

If an excuse-maker is down-and-out she wonders who is going to take care of her

If a Sales Rock Star reads this, she'll forward it so her friends can have a good laugh

An excuse-maker will delete it because she's "offended".             Well, I forwarded it.